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Vocaloid and Cleverbot XD

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User: Vocaloid is japanese music.
Cleverbot: Are you an otaku???? I am.
User: Yes. Are you an otaku?
Cleverbot: What is an Otaku?
User: An otaku is someone who loves anime and manga and Japan.
Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Hatsune Miku.

Cleverbot: If you think this...

User: Do you know who Miku is?

Cleverbot: Not word for word, actually, Jenny. But I remember there were some verbs.

User: Oh really. Describe her.

Cleverbot: Swedish, blonde, model, married with kids, but going through a rough time with her marriage.

User: What kinds of songs does she sing?

Cleverbot: Vodka and Communist rule.

User: Who does she like?

Cleverbot: She loves Lando, doesn't she?

User: Sure...? And what does she wear?

Cleverbot: It is common knowledge that coffee keeps you awake.

User: Answer my question.

Cleverbot: What is your question?

User: What does she wear?

Cleverbot: For a job? She's a student and volunteers.

User: Is she famous?

Cleverbot: Who is she? Is Rex a she?

User: I don't know who the hell Rex is. Is Miku famous?

Cleverbot: That's two things I know that you don't know!

User: THEN ANSWER ME!!!!!!

Cleverbot: It was your turn to answer the question.

User: *sigh* Let's try another question. Who is Rin?

Cleverbot: What are you getting annoyed?

User: Because you're not answering my question about Rin.

Cleverbot: Which question?

User: Who is she?

Cleverbot: Shawn is my boyfriend.

User: Sure, but who is Rin?

Cleverbot: He is from the Beatles.

User: XD Hahaha, good one. And who is Len?

Cleverbot: Evil is when you do things to hurt others.

User: Niiiice one, there. What does Kaito like?

Cleverbot: Fishy Fishy Fish Fish Melted Clock.

User: Isn't that what Luka likes?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: What does Luka like?

Cleverbot: Luca is mt husband.

User: REALLY?! XD.

Cleverbot: Yes! Are you happy?!

User: Now that you're actually answering me. Is Gakupo creepy?

Cleverbot: Fly into space.

User: ANSWER. Is Gakupo creepy?

Cleverbot: Gantz is an anime, you'd like it.

User: Is it. Okay then.

Cleverbot: Beans beans the magical fruit.

User: Sure...uh, well. What is Gakupo like?

Cleverbot: Nothing. She is my friend.

User: Are you lying again?

Cleverbot: Haha, no, I don't believe I am.

User: Good. What is your favourite Vocaloid sog?

Cleverbot: Karma Police.

User: Who sings it?

Cleverbot: This was a triumph.

User: That's not a Vocaloid.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.

User: Okay then.

Cleverbot: Do you know the song 'Still Alive'?

User: No. I think it's time to wrap this up. ^^;.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Because. It's over.

Cleverbot: What's over?

User: This conversation.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay, good. Bye!

Cleverbot: Hello!
I was bored, clearly. XD
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